Friday, June 20, 2008

The Gay Marriage Debate

OK! OK!! I'm Against it!!!!

A dramatic debate has broken out at Political Hotwire over gay marriage. The following are my thoughts and contribution to the debate.



Seriously, as long as Marriage is controlled by the imperial federal government, it must be open to everyone, gays, straights, trans, liquid laundry softener. Whatever. I don't want the Government telling me or anyone else who we have to be involved with in order to gain access to some federal classification called marriage, which I suspect is just another way for the government to rape people in packs, instead of having to hunt us down individually.

Seriously guys: To Everyone who supports Capital Punishment and is Against Gay Marriage - You really want to empower government here? Seriously? You want the government to be able to kill people? You expect them to use such a system honorably? Do you really want the government to not only manipulate you by "allowing" you to get married in order to determine who they can and cannot screw with? There is nothing sacred or meaningful in this issue. Screw gay marriage - GET the damn federal government out of our homes and out of our lives, once and for all. Look at how they put us against each other. These scoundrels don't have any noble intentions or positions when it comes to marriage anyway.

So why do you need the government to "stand up" for your definition of marriage? They don't give a crap about you or what you believe. They are going to use marriage to screw you and the Republicans are going to use it to get votes. It's a giant convoluted boondoggle - and I see no reason for any of us to fight each other over the issue of federally classified unions.

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